this is what happens when...
a) you NEVER brush your hair
b) you get desperate to look better somehow
c) you're 8 months pregnant in a Florida May
d) WHEN YOU ARE ABOUT TO BECOME A MOM!
YOU CHOP OFF ALL YOUR HAIR!!!
Also, I've had a psycho week. So at my OB, they just added a new midwife, so I met her on Tuesday. She's doing a quick ultrasound to see how big he is and tells me, "Well, I'm not positive but I think we have a breach baby here." She continued to tell me the procedures for c-sections and all the scary mumbo jumbo entailed. Needless to say, I went crazy, I had a major freak out. Brandon didn't come to that appointment with me, let me just say, he regretted his decision.
So we had to go back the next day to see the ultrasound tech to make sure about the position of the baby. Within 5 seconds, she says, "nope, he's head down." I cried tears of joy and frustration because i had been falsely alarmed. I WILL not be having that new midwife in my delivery room because to be quite frank, she panicked me and made me feel awful about the situation when there was no need to worry. drama, drama, drama.
The BEST detail I saved for last, Bayer is measuring a little large already. surprise, surprise, jk! This kid is gonna be a linebacker duh! Our doctor estimated Bayer is already around 7 lbs 4 oz. Folks, I was 36 weeks on Wednesday. Aka, he'll be about 9 and half lbs at my due date! I'm proud of him though--way to go Bayer! My crotch won't have the same sentiment probably.
Sorry for my frankness.
a) you NEVER brush your hair
b) you get desperate to look better somehow
c) you're 8 months pregnant in a Florida May
d) WHEN YOU ARE ABOUT TO BECOME A MOM!
YOU CHOP OFF ALL YOUR HAIR!!!Also, I've had a psycho week. So at my OB, they just added a new midwife, so I met her on Tuesday. She's doing a quick ultrasound to see how big he is and tells me, "Well, I'm not positive but I think we have a breach baby here." She continued to tell me the procedures for c-sections and all the scary mumbo jumbo entailed. Needless to say, I went crazy, I had a major freak out. Brandon didn't come to that appointment with me, let me just say, he regretted his decision.
So we had to go back the next day to see the ultrasound tech to make sure about the position of the baby. Within 5 seconds, she says, "nope, he's head down." I cried tears of joy and frustration because i had been falsely alarmed. I WILL not be having that new midwife in my delivery room because to be quite frank, she panicked me and made me feel awful about the situation when there was no need to worry. drama, drama, drama.
The BEST detail I saved for last, Bayer is measuring a little large already. surprise, surprise, jk! This kid is gonna be a linebacker duh! Our doctor estimated Bayer is already around 7 lbs 4 oz. Folks, I was 36 weeks on Wednesday. Aka, he'll be about 9 and half lbs at my due date! I'm proud of him though--way to go Bayer! My crotch won't have the same sentiment probably.
Sorry for my frankness.
8 comments:
I had a similar experience with a midwife at my doctors. UUUGH she traumatized me and I haven't seen her since. Can't wait to see the little guy! or should I say BIG guy. heheheeh
a) I don't even own a brush
b) my crotch still hurts two months post baby
c) i love your hair
d) Yay for moms!!!!!!!
haircut looks good. I like hearing about your freakouts
ohhh let me just say i miss you so much!!! i'm so happy for baby bayer to join your family! cute hair! xo
footnote to Jenny's a) it has been at least a decade since I owned a brush, really b) thus, I never brush my hair, really really and c) I should probably cut it then huh...
Oh, and 10 months later my crotch feels good.
(sorry if that's TMI people I don't know that have commented)
hahah still laughing about your last sentence! I wouldn't want that midwife too! Im gald he is head down now! Its coming up!! Can't wait!
oh yes.. and I love the haircut! Im thinking of doing the same here soon. Dallas is getting pretty hot and long hair is not fun. It just goes right up in a pony.
Lesley...lol. I almost peed my pants. Surprise suprise. Embrace Motherhood Jenny. Embrace it.
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